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OW.Say what you like about Rory Radio, it’s better than spending Sunday night with your RECTOROTOR.

Spring Forward with the hairiest man in Rock Enroll at 7p Central Daylight Savings Time. Rory’s got a big stack of wax he’ll be spinning, and of course your requests are welcome. Just add a comment to this posting, with your desires.

Piles, Constipation, and Prostate Trouble?  Just send four Quisp or Quake boxtops to Rory Borealus, c/o semi-Liberated Roseland, with your name and address.  Rory’s got a box of old slightly-used Rectorotors in the attic.